Breaking News: Klaus Forbids Murder on Birthdays
oh my god
this
is cracking my shit up so much rn i can’t
HEY Y’ALL
I’M A BAD GUY
BUT I’M NOT GONNA KILL ANYONE ON THEIR BIRTHDAYS
JESUS
MY UNINHIBITED LUST FOR POWER AND DEATH DOESN’T EXTEND TO DAYS OF CELEBRATION
WHO DO YOU THINK I AM
SOME KIND OF MATRICIDAL MONSTER
I’M HURT GUYS
HURT
THE KLAUSINATOR IS GONNA NEED SOME TIME TO PROCESS THIS
”I’ll let you in on a little secret. There’s a whole world out there waiting for you. Great cities, and art, and music… Genuine beauty.” -Klaus ♥
Just saying ^! she’s wearing his bracelet!!!!!
OMG KAY YOU ARE BRILLIANT…
hmm i don’t see the bracelet from Tyler eitherBRILLIANCE BRILLIANCE BRILLIANCE.
@TVAfterDark clue
OH.MY.GOSH! YES!
Via Ian Somerhalder
You’re in a changing room with your best man, ready to walk down the aisle. You and your girlfriend have been dating for three years now, engaged for five months— it’s finally time to become husband and wife! You’ve got the suit, she’s got the dress and her ring and bridesmaid— and today’s the…
(Source: scornandritz)
Not Now Dana
It all started with a shortage of burgers.
“Matt, we need more burgers.”
“Yeah, NOT NOW DANA!”
And so it began.
Now, the question is, why are we so obsessed with this one line? With this ONE character? We barely know anything about her, and yet, we are extremely fascinated by her. I believe that the reason we are so interested in Dana is because, well, you can pretty much put her in any situation.
I’m also very curious about her background. What came into making of “Not Now Dana?” As I see it, she has been annoying/interruptive since… well, ever. Her parents are getting it on, when BAM! “NOT NOW DANA!” Is that too dirty?
The possibilities are endless.
As Dana was growing up, she craved for attention. Sadly, no one would give it to her. She walked the school halls telling everyone they needed more burgers. The response was always the same, “NOT NOW DANA!”
A truly heartbreaking story, no?






